That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter...
laugh-addict: “No, how about YOU run the mile in under 8 minutes.”
tiallfloran: I think i may have a little girl crush on Iggy Azalea.
xo-overdosing: Iggy Azalea is my wife. No if’s, and’s or but’s.
snckpck: STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
hiddles-girl: -sunflowerseeds: Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. so the legends are true
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
person: do you have tumblr?
person: whats your url?
maths-sucks: h0odrich: someone was just born I hope they’re hot
grandkanye: guess who i fucked last night
mcporno: keep your eyes peeled
kaylaxhohorst: Crying because Ed Sheeran
straight-up-unforgettable: It kills me that I can’t be with you right now.
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
mynationaltreasure: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning oh my god fucking fandom references WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM? THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY